Here's a good one.

I was in a 1 vs. 1 fight with a guy and he was killing me left and right. I had captured all the bases and his only interest was to kill me.

Eventually, I killed him then committed suicide. I respawned at a random base and just watched him fly around the map for 15 minutes, looking for me. It was kinda funny there for the first couple of minutes.

In the last 30 seconds, I whipped out my rifle and started shooting at stuff, hoping he would try to come after me.

He didn't though.

I won that match.

that is a weird story

I knew I had already won, because I took all of those territories so I figured I'd hide out for a while.